May 2013
538 posts
Me: Humans are horrible creatures.
Me: Except band members they are perfect.
dovne:
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
anacondom:
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
i can’t even do that right
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
undesired-pageblood:
emotionalfossil:
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ i am so fucking disgusting ❁◕ ‿ ◕❁
zeuspiss:
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
beerito:
we might not have talked before but I’m in love with you
kirbyrightbackatya:
do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
